Cryptomania Clothing
Shitcoin Hoodie - A Great Way to Lose Money Funny Crypto
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A cheerful poop emoji sits in a brown circle above the word shitcoin, with a small tagline that reads a great way to lose money. It looks like a real token brand at first glance, which is exactly the joke.
The hoodie itself is a premium unisex pullover: 100% cotton on the outside for print quality, a 65% ring-spun cotton and 35% polyester blend for softness, plus a three-panel hood, front pouch pocket and flat drawstrings in the same shade.
Shitcoin Hoodie: Design and Quality
- Parody token-style graphic in warm brown tones with a deadpan tagline
- Subtle colors on black, so the joke rewards a second look
- Ring-spun cotton blend with a 100% cotton face for lasting print quality
- Three-panel hood, front pouch pocket and matching flat drawstrings
- Unisex cut, available from S to 3XL
- Printed when you order and sent with tracking to the US, EU, UAE and more
For the trader who has bought at least one coin they would rather not name.
Crypto-inspired artwork designed independently by Cryptomania Clothing. Not affiliated with or endorsed by any token, network or foundation.
See also: Blockchain Hoodies | Crypto Gifts | Meme Coin Streetwear
Fulfilled,printed and shipped in 2-5 business days
Standard delivery: 5-10 business days worldwide
Express options available at checkout
Returns accepted within 30 days — contact contact@cryptomaniaclothing.com
Note: As print-on-demand items, returns for size exchanges are subject to a reprint fee.
Shitcoin Hoodie - A Great Way to Lose Money Funny Crypto
€59,90 EUR
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Size Guide | Fit, Measurements & Product Sizing
Cryptomania Clothing Size Guide
Choosing the right size is essential for ultimate comfort and confidence. All our apparel is true-to-size, following standard US retail sizing from our premium manufacturers. If you're between sizes, we recommend choosing one size up for a relaxed fit.
👕 T-Shirts (Unisex)
Measurements (inches):
| Size | Chest (to fit) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 34"–36" | 28" |
| M | 38"–40" | 29" |
| L | 42"–44" | 30" |
| XL | 46"–48" | 31" |
| 2XL | 50"–52" | 32" |
| 3XL | 54"–56" | 33" |
Browse our full crypto t-shirts collection.
🧥 Crewneck Sweatshirts (Unisex)
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20" | 27" |
| M | 22" | 28" |
| L | 24" | 29" |
| XL | 26" | 30" |
| 2XL | 28" | 31" |
| 3XL | 30" | 32" |
Fit: Regular — order your normal size. See all sweatshirts & crewnecks.
🧢 Hoodies (Unisex)
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20" | 28" |
| M | 22" | 29" |
| L | 24" | 30" |
| XL | 26" | 31" |
| 2XL | 27" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
Fit: Slightly relaxed. Size up for an oversized streetwear look. Browse all crypto hoodies.
📌 How to Measure
Chest: Measure around the fullest part of your chest, keeping the tape horizontal.
Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the hem.
🧼 Shrinkage Notice
All garments may shrink 1–3% after the first wash. For best results, wash cold and air dry.
❓ Need Help?
If you're unsure about the ideal size, contact us anytime at contact@cryptomaniaclothing.com, or reach us through our Contact page. You may also find answers on our FAQ page.