Cryptomania Clothing
Financially Broke But Totally Bullish Hoodie - Skeleton Trader
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A skeleton sits at a laptop with a coffee mug, still watching the screen long after the portfolio gave up. Financially Broke arches above in cream varsity letters and But Totally Bullish closes the joke below.
The base is a premium unisex hoodie: a smooth 100% cotton face for a clean print, with a 65% ring-spun cotton and 35% polyester fleece underneath. You also get a roomy pouch pocket, flat drawstrings in a matching color and a three-panel hood that sits properly.
Financially Broke But Totally Bullish Hoodie: Print, Fabric and Fit
- Vintage-style skeleton illustration with arched college lettering
- Cream print on black for a worn-in look
- Soft fleece: 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester, 100% cotton face
- Front pouch pocket, flat matching drawstrings and a structured three-panel hood
- Comfortable unisex fit, sizes S through 3XL
- Printed when you order and sent with tracking to the US, EU, UAE and more
For traders whose balance and optimism stopped being correlated a while ago.
A community-inspired original from Cryptomania Clothing. We are not affiliated with any cryptocurrency project, foundation or organisation.
Related collections: Crypto Hoodies | Crypto Gifts | Bull Run Apparel
Fulfilled,printed and shipped in 2-5 business days
Standard delivery: 5-10 business days worldwide
Express options available at checkout
Returns accepted within 30 days — contact contact@cryptomaniaclothing.com
Note: As print-on-demand items, returns for size exchanges are subject to a reprint fee.
Financially Broke But Totally Bullish Hoodie - Skeleton Trader
€59,90 EUR
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Size Guide | Fit, Measurements & Product Sizing
Cryptomania Clothing Size Guide
Choosing the right size is essential for ultimate comfort and confidence. All our apparel is true-to-size, following standard US retail sizing from our premium manufacturers. If you're between sizes, we recommend choosing one size up for a relaxed fit.
👕 T-Shirts (Unisex)
Measurements (inches):
| Size | Chest (to fit) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 34"–36" | 28" |
| M | 38"–40" | 29" |
| L | 42"–44" | 30" |
| XL | 46"–48" | 31" |
| 2XL | 50"–52" | 32" |
| 3XL | 54"–56" | 33" |
Browse our full crypto t-shirts collection.
🧥 Crewneck Sweatshirts (Unisex)
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20" | 27" |
| M | 22" | 28" |
| L | 24" | 29" |
| XL | 26" | 30" |
| 2XL | 28" | 31" |
| 3XL | 30" | 32" |
Fit: Regular — order your normal size. See all sweatshirts & crewnecks.
🧢 Hoodies (Unisex)
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20" | 28" |
| M | 22" | 29" |
| L | 24" | 30" |
| XL | 26" | 31" |
| 2XL | 27" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
Fit: Slightly relaxed. Size up for an oversized streetwear look. Browse all crypto hoodies.
📌 How to Measure
Chest: Measure around the fullest part of your chest, keeping the tape horizontal.
Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the hem.
🧼 Shrinkage Notice
All garments may shrink 1–3% after the first wash. For best results, wash cold and air dry.
❓ Need Help?
If you're unsure about the ideal size, contact us anytime at contact@cryptomaniaclothing.com, or reach us through our Contact page. You may also find answers on our FAQ page.