Cryptomania Clothing
Dead Cat Bounce Hoodie - Funny Trader Warning Cat Design
products.product.pickup_availability.unavailable
A wide-eyed zombie cat in a suit bounces off a trampoline marked Market, under pink capitals that read Warning: Dead Cat Bounce. Every trader knows the pattern, and now it has a mascot.
We print it on a soft unisex pullover with a 100% cotton outer face and a 65/35 ring-spun cotton and polyester body. The hood is cut from three panels for a better shape, and the pouch pocket and flat drawstrings match the garment color.
What You Get With the Dead Cat Bounce Hoodie
- Cartoon print in pink, grey and teal with drip-style lettering
- Turns a classic technical analysis term into a character
- Premium pullover with a smooth 100% cotton face for a sharp print
- Structured three-panel hood with flat drawstrings and a roomy pouch pocket
- Unisex sizing from S to 3XL with a relaxed streetwear fit
- Made on demand and delivered with tracking across the US, Europe and the UAE
For chart watchers who have mistaken a relief rally for a reversal at least once.
An independent, community-inspired design. Cryptomania Clothing has no affiliation with any blockchain project, foundation or exchange.
See also: Crypto Streetwear Hoodies | Gifts for Crypto Fans | Trader Apparel
Fulfilled,printed and shipped in 2-5 business days
Standard delivery: 5-10 business days worldwide
Express options available at checkout
Returns accepted within 30 days — contact contact@cryptomaniaclothing.com
Note: As print-on-demand items, returns for size exchanges are subject to a reprint fee.
Dead Cat Bounce Hoodie - Funny Trader Warning Cat Design
€59,90 EUR
/
Size Guide | Fit, Measurements & Product Sizing
Cryptomania Clothing Size Guide
Choosing the right size is essential for ultimate comfort and confidence. All our apparel is true-to-size, following standard US retail sizing from our premium manufacturers. If you're between sizes, we recommend choosing one size up for a relaxed fit.
👕 T-Shirts (Unisex)
Measurements (inches):
| Size | Chest (to fit) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 34"–36" | 28" |
| M | 38"–40" | 29" |
| L | 42"–44" | 30" |
| XL | 46"–48" | 31" |
| 2XL | 50"–52" | 32" |
| 3XL | 54"–56" | 33" |
Browse our full crypto t-shirts collection.
🧥 Crewneck Sweatshirts (Unisex)
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20" | 27" |
| M | 22" | 28" |
| L | 24" | 29" |
| XL | 26" | 30" |
| 2XL | 28" | 31" |
| 3XL | 30" | 32" |
Fit: Regular — order your normal size. See all sweatshirts & crewnecks.
🧢 Hoodies (Unisex)
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20" | 28" |
| M | 22" | 29" |
| L | 24" | 30" |
| XL | 26" | 31" |
| 2XL | 27" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
Fit: Slightly relaxed. Size up for an oversized streetwear look. Browse all crypto hoodies.
📌 How to Measure
Chest: Measure around the fullest part of your chest, keeping the tape horizontal.
Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the hem.
🧼 Shrinkage Notice
All garments may shrink 1–3% after the first wash. For best results, wash cold and air dry.
❓ Need Help?
If you're unsure about the ideal size, contact us anytime at contact@cryptomaniaclothing.com, or reach us through our Contact page. You may also find answers on our FAQ page.